ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES
-RACISM is when a white BB Bold
6 cost more than a
black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer
with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take
a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a
plate of pepper
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish
soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
when you take her home she says
sorry I'm on my
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad
& she says 'honey, this food no
-OLODO is when you are in a plane
with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you
please roll down the glass'.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you
says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that
wakes up in the
middle of the night when daddy &
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.
-STINGYNESS is when you finish
reading this and you refuse to COMMENT or
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