Akpos insisted dat his 1st born son must bear his name... So on the day of naming, this was wat happened.
REV: Wich name wuld u lik ur son to bear?
AKPOS: Wit smiles al ova his face said "AKPOS".
REV: No he has to bear an english name..
AKPOS: Ok oh, let him bear "AKPOSKY".
REV: Listen, ur son should be named after a saint in da bible..
AKPOS: Nawa oh wich kind wahala be dis? Ok oga pastor my son wil bear "ST AKPOSTUS" (lol)